Monthly Archives: January 2012

Plop!

Last week at work… i’m cleanin up my computer darlings! enjoy :)

Jesus is such a slut!

The divine drop…

Sigh….

You do! it’s true!

Kitty La Forge

2 questions… where does one get this film? and is it a porn?

Indeed!

If this isn’t a real Gucci ad i’m going to shit my pants out of anger…

NUFF SAID!

This is great… but in my house it would be the guest bathroom! ya dunn know mine will be star trek themed.

Stoned college kid FTW!

Oh dear…. so much junk in that trunk.

shhhish!

Fucking cool fish bowl! i wish i had money to waste on this….

http://www.gnr8.biz/product_info.php?products_id=1355&products_name=Fishscape

DIY: Chanel bag!

Ha ha ha this is obviously a joke… but a rather funny one in my eyes… i believe this to be rather self explanatory, Happy making :)

DIY: Cute top.

ohh hayyyy, found this today… super cute and super easy!

To find out how, visit: www.honestlywtf.com/diy/diy-bleach-tie-dye/

The street’s a creep!

Well hello there, I don’t know if you remember the last time i put up some super sweet street… styled….. *trying to keep up the alliteration*…. (S)art! but if you don’t, i said there would be more… and i’m only kind of a liar, So here’s more!

This particular batch is stuff i found kinda creepy… and by creepy i mean pieces of art i would most likely pose with, dance round and hump!

Poor don’t walk…

I would probably hump this piece…. mostly because it’s so grotesque! Also he seems surprised…. it’s the look i normally get when humping others.

I feel like he eats paste…

A man named Scott Beseler created these bad boys…. most likely for those who occasionally get the urge to hold someones hand whilst walking.. personally, i would use them in a slew of different ways: beating small children, beating slow walkers, beating big children, beating the homeless (only aggressive ones, i’m not THAT mean!) and, of course, ┬ábeating any elderly person that exits a building of any kind during rush hour and then stands in the street looking confused…. arms for everything!

Nice rack!

Thick like a mailbox! I’m going to start using this to describe women’s figures. Don’t hate. “ohhh gurrrrl, you know she be thick like a mailbox!”

OMG i wanna vom confetti soooooo bad…. as i can’t, as a passer by, i would probably pose underneath the stream… much like a baby fresh out of the womb *SURPRISE!*, or maybe rub his back.

He’s pretty cute! i’d dance with him, on him, around him.. IN HIM.

This guy 100% eats garbage.. and correct me if i’m wrong but i’m pretty sure he also eats babies… only prom ones tho

Pew pew pew…

Weeeeeeeee, this song warms my life.

Can’t get enough of this song…

Dancing in my work chair <3