Well hello there, I don’t know if you remember the last time i put up some super sweet street… styled….. *trying to keep up the alliteration*…. (S)art! but if you don’t, i said there would be more… and i’m only kind of a liar, So here’s more!
This particular batch is stuff i found kinda creepy… and by creepy i mean pieces of art i would most likely pose with, dance round and hump!
Poor don’t walk…
I would probably hump this piece…. mostly because it’s so grotesque! Also he seems surprised…. it’s the look i normally get when humping others.
I feel like he eats paste…
A man named Scott Beseler created these bad boys…. most likely for those who occasionally get the urge to hold someones hand whilst walking.. personally, i would use them in a slew of different ways: beating small children, beating slow walkers, beating big children, beating the homeless (only aggressive ones, i’m not THAT mean!) and, of course, beating any elderly person that exits a building of any kind during rush hour and then stands in the street looking confused…. arms for everything!
Thick like a mailbox! I’m going to start using this to describe women’s figures. Don’t hate. “ohhh gurrrrl, you know she be thick like a mailbox!”
OMG i wanna vom confetti soooooo bad…. as i can’t, as a passer by, i would probably pose underneath the stream… much like a baby fresh out of the womb *SURPRISE!*, or maybe rub his back.
He’s pretty cute! i’d dance with him, on him, around him.. IN HIM.
This guy 100% eats garbage.. and correct me if i’m wrong but i’m pretty sure he also eats babies… only prom ones tho
Pew pew pew…